Spag Bol (aka. Melanie Jayne)

Spag Bol
by M. J. Rashbrooke (& a little help from A. A. Milne)

What the matter Melanie Jayne?
She's crying with might
She's crying with pain
She's not eating her dinner - spag bol again.
What's the matter Melanie Jayne?

I've promised her love, fairy lights too
I've promised her toads and a Donkey in a zoo.
You can have the Polar Bear and a man in tights.
But just make sure he doesn't bite.

She's perfectly well? She hasn't any pain.
But, look at her, now she's beginning all over again!

Please now: what's the matter Melanie Jayne?

I've promised her alphabet letters
A ride in a train
I've begged her to stop for a bit and explain

She's well, now?
She hasn't pain?

It's lovely spag bol for dinner again!
What's the matter?

MJ.